You Shall Not Pass!

22 Comments

1. 

   Z

   7 months

   I can't believe they didn't realize people have hair after just seeing someone with hair ?. Yes some people in Bikini Bottom have hair besides mermaid man and barnacle boy

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2. 

   Steamed

   1 year

   They were surprised by how the Mystery episode ended but none of them acknowledged that the stranded in Kelp Forest episode ended with them still stuck there.
3. 

   Jordan

   1 year

   the I think part of the joke with Plankton eating holographic meatloaf is he's a plankton, and they photosynthesize, so kind of eat light
4. 

   Geliscon

   1 year

   27:25 Patrick pushing SpongeBob down when he’s drowning is basically the only realistic thing about lifeguarding in that episode. An untrained and/or underequipped person can easily become a second drowning victim when the first victim, in their panic, grabs onto the would-be rescuer and brings them down with them.
5. 

   reina

   1 year

   Plankton eat sunlight "photosynthesis." I'm so surprised everyone misses that.
6. 

   Antonio

   1 year

   I always forget that them not being able to swim was established in season 3, I always remembered it being a part of the earlier seasons for some reason
7. 

   Sammy

   1 year

   Gary is my favorite character too, so sassy and wise

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   1. 

      Raindoza

      1 year

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8. 

   Zach

   1 year

   You guys need to go back to the amazon page for the magic conch shell and check out the images they provide for it. FUCKING hilarious.
9. 

   Colonel

   1 year

   Sponge Bob is NOT bald :)
10. 

    666OsatanO666

    1 year

    SQUILIUM!!!! also barnacle boy is bald
11. 

    alejandro

    1 year

    “It’s a sex mask.”

    - Joe Ruffler (2023)
12. 

    Kayla

    1 year

    Mrs. Puff and Pearl have hair.
13. 

    starpatrick

    1 year

    season 3 my favorite
14. 

    starpatrick

    1 year

    I like how they've already discovered before that the creator passed but are shocked again lol

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    1. 

       starpatrick

       1 year

       r.i.p.
15. 

    Mr.Maple

    1 year

    I NEVER RESEARCHED SPONGEBOB . Is an incredibly funny sentence.
16. 

    jhero5665

    1 year

    The creator died in 2018 so yeah he left before he died

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    1. 

       EMosite

       1 year

       No, he came back for season 9b to 11. He even worked on the 2nd movie and had a fair amount of involvement in the 3rd movie. Plus he approved and loved the SpongeBob Musical! So yeah, he had a few more involvement in SpongeBob before he passed away. :)
17. 

    Ben

    1 year

    My favorite way of eating meatloaf is toasting two pieces of bread, light mayonnaise, thin slices of meatloaf make a bomb sandwich.
18. 

    FireFist300

    1 year

    Lol its ironic because my mom is making meatloaf for dinner.
19. 

    DementisXYZ

    1 year

    When you all have an office together, the Magic Conch will decide what reactions you're doing for that day's session.