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Jurassic Park 3 Reaction

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  1. Commenters avatar
    BloodyUwU
    22 days

    In the movie script it answers why the Spino went after the humans so fierce. Cooper, who got eaten by the Spino. Shot and killed the baby Spino. 

    If they put that in the movie then it would of made sense on why the spino came after them.

    I loved this movie its great in the sense of adventure and I felt I was getting more dinos in this movie then I was in JP1 and JP2. 

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    Davy
    1 month

    Alan..?

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    Jackie
    1 month

    Ugh. I hate how they broke up Alan and Ellie. :(i guess even though he bonded with Lex and Tim and is maybe a little more comfortable around children than before he still didn't want to be a father. Ellie still wanted kids though so it just didn't work out, which makes sense.

    i really can't stand Mr. and Mrs. Kirby.

    rip Mr. Udesky. i liked him.

    i really like Eric Kirby though. cool kid.

    Billy was super stupid for taking those eggs, i see his reasoning. but, geez. 

    at least he tried to save Eric.

    i'm actually really happy that Billy was rescued and lived. 

    happy ending.

    this movie was really good and i really liked your guys reaction.

  4. fatalbeast22
    1 month

    While the big action scenes in this are fun, notice how much yall complain about the parents and kinda general plot? yeah thats generally why i like 2 more, i didnt complain about any character in 2

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    Rey
    2 months

    I hate those parents with a passion 

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    Philip
    2 months

    spinosaurus

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    Ben
    2 months

    The red Dino was a Cardontosaurus I thought 

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      justin
      2 months

      Not exactly it's called a Ceratosaurus a carnivorous theropod in the early Jurassic period.

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      Silverr
      2 months

      thats not a thing, tho i dunno which one you mean by "red dino"

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    Jack Ransom
    2 months

    In a hypothetical fight, a Tyrannosaurus Rex (T-Rex) would likely win against an Allosaurus. While both were powerful predators, the T-Rex's size and bite force are generally considered greater, giving it an advantage in a direct confrontation. 

    T-Rexes were larger and heavier than Allosaurus, meaning they could exert more force in a bite or a physical clash.

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    Swordfish
    2 months

    1st movie is still best movie because most iconic.

    2nd movie was good because it produced amazing toys!

    3rd movie was good but the arcade video game is a great video game!

  10. capkyros
    2 months

    When I was little this movie gave me so many nightmares. The stupid ringtone would make me cry in terror.

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      Colonel
      2 months

      Holy cow... I fell you man.

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    Pugz
    2 months

    Technically speaking flying reptiles and marine reptiles were not dinosaurs. There were avian dinosaurs which is what eventually became modern birds but ones like pteranodons were flying reptiles. You also had dinosaurs who adapted for a semi aquatic life, like spinosaurs and baryonyx but were not aquatic compared to like plesiosaur and mosasaur. There was also just regular reptiles existing alongside dinosaurs like sarcosuchus a type of crocodilian. 

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    Cloud
    2 months

    I still personally think 2 is better then 3, but that's also due to the fact that I kinda hated the first action scene with the Spinosaurus as it was just so sporadic and felt me kinda nauseous instead of "on the edge of my seat" with excitement. It also didn't sit well with how quickly the mother went from "I'm horrified to see a dead body of my boyfriend" to "I only care about Eric" at the very next seen with her ex-husband. Also the fact that Grant and Ellie didn't end up together... very displeased. She could have still stayed behind with their kids while he went off working, ya know? There was no point of having another guy in the picture. It was just the "rich couple" all over again, but without a satisfying pay off at the end of them getting back together, which I didn't want to see with these random people. XD The only good part of this movie was the kid and Grant, and the egg-trade moment with the raptors, in my opinion. Also... why is no one freaking out that the pterodactyls got loose into the wild??? And how the hell did Billie survive?! Felt like such a cop-out ending. XD

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    Purported74
    2 months

    Crazy to think, only a couple years later (almost 10 lol) Joe Johnston would direct Cap 1!

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    Damon
    2 months

    This is my favorite movie.  Followed by 1. I think it's because I use to watch this one all he time. On VHS, IIRC. I also had a small crush on Billy. Also, while you have the otehr movies, there are also some canon Netflix series to watch. I remember watching it, and then finding out it was canon.

  15. cerebraltheassassin
    2 months

    A ceratosaur is also a tyrannosaurus:)

  16. pugprotectslove
    2 months

    Seeing all these dinosaurs makes me want to rewatch Dinosaur King I LOVED that show as a kid!!

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    Andre
    2 months

    I'm glad that they give the most hated movies in a franchise a chance and enjoy the ride. You guys should watch Disney's Dinosaur 

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    Travis
    2 months

    You should watch Camp Cretaceous on Netflix, it’s canonical to the movies 

  19. Commenters avatar
    Daniel
    2 months

    "fuck that second movie this movie is already cooking!" "I'm sorry how can anyone say the second movie is better than this one?" "Nah bro I don't see how anyone can say the second movie is better"

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    Kayla
    2 months

    Looking forward to the Jurassic World reactions!

  21. Commenters avatar
    Daniel
    2 months

    I LOVE Jurassic Park 3! Come at me! The Bird Cage scene and the River Attack scene are the best!

  22. Commenters avatar
    CJ
    2 months

    Boy the energy was sucked out of the room here when they saw that Alan and Ellie weren't together, now y'all know how most of the fans felt especially when they still have chemistry lol.

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      UsrNmTkn
      2 months

      To be fair. Ellie wanted kids and Alan didn't. That is a very real and understandable deal breaker. It wouldn't be fair for Ellie to expect Alan to one day want kids or have kids knowing he doesn't want them. Or for Alan to expect Ellie to give up on wanting children knowing she wants them. It sucks but it's not like it's unrealistic. And no sane woman wants to be a "single married mom".

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        Guillermo
        1 month

        in the novels she married another guy and not alan.

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      David
      2 months

      Even as a kid/teen, I remember hating that decision to not have them together and seeing them split up especially with Ellie having her own family so there wasn't even a, "They could possibly get together after this film/at the end of the movie somehow," scenario.

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    gmergrl24
    2 months

    I can't wait until you watch Jurassic World movies

  24. Commenters avatar
    Sierra
    2 months

    That ringtone will forever haunt me lol! Also: PLZ PLZ PLZ consider watching Camp Cretaceous after the Jurassic World movies!!!!!

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    Nike
    2 months

    Me and my sister were on opposite sides of the two sequels. She preferred the second, while I preferred the third. I think looking back at these two I can conclude that the second one has a little bit more likeable characters, Ian, his girlfriend, daughter and team, and fun facts on dinosaurs they hadn't explored yet while the plot is...a tad off in some meters but cool visuals, nonetheless. Not much character growth happens with them as it turns to a mission of documentation to survival and then saving the dinosaur, and even the small conflict of the daughter thinking Ian doesn't like his kids never got touched on afterword, and all points were tossed around almost randomly. I did enjoy seeing the T-Rex rampaging San Diego, but otherwise I just felt it didn't have much direction. 

    The third you have less likeable characters in the beginning, and it's mostly through a matter of patience and suspension of disbelief on the characters like the wife and Kirby as they're the two most reactors complain about; but eventually if patient enough they grow on you. Its tone fit more of a thriller blockbuster with so many jumpscares but amazing action scenes. And the plot is easy to follow along, following a 'survive' theme like the first, every time we watched the sequels I tuned out a lot of the dialogue as a kid as most of the time I didn't understand what was happening in those scenes, but the action is what caught my attention and the third provided more of a context with the dinosaurs serving as obstacles to their survive mission. This is mostly based on my own opinions.

    I am excited to see your reaction to Jurassic World and its sequel. I saw the first World but didn't have money to see the second, so I'll be new to watching alongside!

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    Javonte
    2 months

    Quick Fact,  The actor for Billy has said this role is one of his least favorite roles he ever had as he felt his character "didn't have anything to attach to character-wise. He pretty much thinks his character was forgettable and not needed for this film. I personally liked his character. 

    Also Billy was suppose to be killed off during that scene where he sacrificed himself but later they changed it for the sake of younger audiences. 

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      Cloud
      2 months

      Funny they changed it, 'cause the fact that he survived pissed me off as a kid because I couldn't figure out HOW he would make it from those shallow waters into the big open sea so far-far off the location they lost him at. XD

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      Daniel
      2 months

      that's crazy considering he's one of the few genuine characters in the franchise

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    Carden
    2 months

    Please, Please watch Jurassic World

  28. Commenters avatar
    Javonte
    2 months

    I remember back in the day I used to spend all the time on Internet watching the fanboys of dinosaurs debate Who would win between the Spinosaurus and the T Rex? It was worse than PS vs Xbox haha 

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      CJ
      2 months

      That scene forever divided Jurassic Park fans ?.

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    sithlord661977
    2 months

    Now I can't stop imagining the Raptors speaking like the Penguins from Madagascar. Raptors: we've been ratted out boys.

    Raptors: cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.

    Skipper (Alpha) Raptor: Kawalaski status report.

    Kowalski Raptor: it's not good Skipper, they stole the eggs.

  30. wynosaurus
    2 months

    The red therapod with the horn is called Ceratosaurus

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    1. wynosaurus
      2 months

      Oh damn IG I just had to wait for Bree to google it

  31. kingofredlions89
    2 months

    The pic of the mom in this thumbnail is hilarious

  32. wynosaurus
    2 months

    I have no idea if this movie is better than the second one because I've never had the patience to sit through the second one

  33. Commenters avatar
    sithlord661977
    2 months

    Rexy would've kicked that Spinosaurus's ass, she's a beast. Loving these reactions guys, can't wait to see what you think of the Jurassic world movies

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    matthew
    2 months

    Im impressed 

    I also liked this film more then 2 

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    Atticus
    2 months

    Reminder that the kid in this is played by the same kid from the Barney the Dinosaur movie.

  36. Commenters avatar
    Ivan
    2 months

    I've heard people say this is the worst Jurassic Park movie and I can never agree.

  37. Commenters avatar
    Ivan
    2 months

    I've heard people say this is worst Jurassic Park movie and I can never agree.

  38. wynosaurus
    2 months

    ALAN

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    Halcyon Days
    2 months

    This is the first of the JP trilogy that I've seen because I was too young when the first two came out lol. Love it and the whole franchise.

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      Ivan
      2 months

      Same, I hadn't seen the 2nd until years after.

    2. wynosaurus
      2 months

      Honestly same, I dont think I saw the original until the 3D re-release in theaters in 2013

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